Sarah in Lancashire started me on this funny google search. You type your First name with the word “needs” after it and see what comes up. My name is Ellen so I typed into the google search, Ellen needs. Here’s what came up. I hope you all get family friendly stuff but there are no guarantees so beware. I’m going to just share 7 with you.
Ellen needs you
Ellen needs a job
Ellen needs a term
Ellen needs glasses
Ellen needs wit
Ellen needs your help to get elected….. and my personal favorite
Ellen needs to continue her dive south!
You can come back and share what comes up for you in comments if you’d like. Hope you get a good laugh out of this exercise!
The Happy Wonderer ~ ellen b. 
That is WAY TOOOOOO FUNNY! About wet my pants laughing over that picture you posted. It was just such a shock to come over here and see that! Ellen needs glasses!
Okay, here are mine, I posted these at Sarah’s as well:
Lana needs- a metaphorical slap in the face
Lana needs to get a hobby. Seriously!!
Lana NEEDS clark, we’ve seen how much she suffers without him
Lana needs to find out Clark’s secret and help shape him into the hero he knows he can be
lana needs to get away
Lana, on the other hand, needs to stay alive and not evil
Lana needs 2 STOP being so full of herself & STOP feeling so bad 4 ur self
I am writing this on behalf of Lana, who many of us know as terrific
Lana needs to leave the show asap
Lana needs to be front and center for the series
But Lana, if you leave what will Superman do? Yours are hillarious!
Kim needs. . .
to take off the gloves
some Guinea pigs
to shut up
some hints
service
to talk
a plumber
help
Kim, I love the take off the gloves one. Who doesn’t need a plumber?
Sara needs…
a loving, playful home
Sara time
something more
to discover the experts
support in learning
a lawyer
you
I did a *little* rearranging.
Its like the new poetry 🙂
Sara, I like the new poetry!
I’ve done this before, it’s fun! So I did it again 🙂
Christie needs…
a nap
a good attorney ASAP
to get a grip
to eat a sandwich, but should replace the bread with a low-fat tortilla
to be gone
a new chair
and my favorite…
Christie needs to stop prancing around in her undies
(disclaimer…I don’t do that)
Christie, Thanks for playing again and sharing with me.
Lol those are funny. How far South do you plan to dive? 😉
I love the doggy picture!
Hi Sarah,
Actually I am diving all the way to Southern California from Washington State!
Nice!
Josh needs:
a replacement tray so his daughter can dine in NEST style (i dont have a daugther)
a new bicycle (just got one, thanks Beau!)
you!
a holiday or just a cuddle
our help and prayer
tips!
and last but not least, after 8 or 9 innapropriate to post here sayings:
a New Myspace Name
Hi Josh, Love the our help and prayer one…but a holiday would be nice.
That’s great!
Aaron needs to understand that he is not “dumb.”
Aaron needs to learn how to count
Good one!
Glad you enjoyed it, Aaron.